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Making Out with the Media: The New Year's Day Rundown

The Weinstein Company sets release date for Inglorious Basterds
August 21 is the date the Quentin Tarantino-directed, Brad Pitt-starring film will hit the U.S., with Universal Pictures announcing the overseas dates at a later time. (Source: Variety)

Save the Date: David Fincher at the Lincoln Center
If you’re lucky enough to live in New York City and aren’t doing anything on January 4, you might want to head over to the Lincoln Center where the Walter Reade Theater is hosting a screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button which will be followed by a live conversation between director David Fincher and the associate director of programming at the Film Society of Lincoln Center. Check out the details here; tickets are $25 to the general public at the door.

Trailer Watch: Dragonball: Evolution international trailer

I’m not sure how we missed this one, but there it is for all your freeze frame-y pleasure. Since I’m only a lukewarm Dragonball fan, I’m okay with them tweaking the backstory a little bit, although I do wonder why Bulma is packing heat.

Justin Chatwin (Goku), Emmy Rossum (Bulma) and Chow Yun Fat (Roshi) are the good guy stars of Dragonball: Evolution, with James Marsters filling out the bad guy role of Piccolo. It’s first release date will be in Japan on March 12, 2009 while it will then go into wider release to the U.S. and several other countries on April 8.

Bootlegs swarm film festival circuit; anime fansubbers laugh with glee

jolly-patchEven though many have been tooting this horn for years, indie filmmakers and buyers in particular are waking up to the problems that a bootleg market can create.

Above and beyond the regular concerns (over copyright, over sound and picture quality, over the loss in honest revenue), Hollywood Reporter notes that the “trade” in screener copies of partially finished films before major festivals could help ruin a legitimate theatrical buy:

Sellers say that part of the problem is that films aren’t completed, leading buyers to make potentially erroneous decisions.

But the bigger issue, they argue, is that the movies are designed to be seen with both an audience and other buyers. Sneak peeks watched from one’s living room don’t give an accurate indication of how a movie will play in theaters and can damage prospects for a theatrical sale. “There’s a reason why people select a particular audience at a particular festival and a particular environment,” one sales agent said. “And bootlegs ruin that.”

This problem is one that’s near and dear to my heart, as I personally gave up watching fansubbed anime titles after hearing a friend and English voice actor give very good and compelling reasons why one shouldn’t do so in a series of panels he’s been presenting at anime conventions for several years.

And besides, shouldn’t we all be supportive of an industry that has given to us so much?

Link of the day: The 25 "greatest" paycheck movies

The beginning to this write-up on Eragon kinda says everything you’d need to know about Entertainment Weekly‘s list of 25 movies that actors probably did only for the paychecks:

Maybe [Jeremy] Irons (right) is a closet nerd with a thing for fire-breathing flops. After all, he also starred in 2000’s Dungeons & Dragons. But what’s [John] Malkovich’s excuse?

What, indeed. All I remember is salivating over them and Gabriel Byrne in Man in the Iron Mask. Now that’s how one is supposed to musketeer.

Quote of the day: Meditations on heroism

This story [of Defiance] needed to be told.

Those of us who make films are forever searching for heroes. More often than not they’re imaginary. Luke Skywalker battles the Galactic Empire; Frodo Baggins duels with the Dark Lord. We have Spider-Man, Batman and Iron Man, but few ordinary men. Because the closer one looks at real-life heroes, the less they conform to the simple verities Hollywood finds easiest to peddle.
—Director Edward Zwick, on why he made “yet another 1940s Holocaust-survivor movie”

[Also, the fact that the NY Times was able to get Zwick to tell his story himself is a reason why I still have respect for print journalism, and I probably always will.]

Trailer Watch: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

It’s very tiny, and it’s in Japanese, but the first trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is available on the official website. Or, you can just watch the Trailer Addict version below.

The Legend of Chun-Li stars Kristin Kreuk (best known as Lana Lang, from “Smallville”) as the blue-eyed Chinese martial artist, with Michael Clark “I’m forever a villain” Duncan as Balrog (Vega, in the U.S. versions of the game), Neal McDonough (last seen on TV in “Desperate Housewives” and “Tin Man”) as M. Bison and American Pie‘s Chris Klein as Nash (aka Charlie).

It doesn’t look too horrible, but am I the only one getting shades of “Denise Richards is a nuclear physicist” from seeing Kreuk play a martial artist? I’m also getting shades of 2005’s Elektra, and we all know how well that did.

The Legend of Chun Li is set to be released in the U.S. on February 27, 2009.

Fake story about how Holocaust survivor met his wife will keep its movie deal

pants-on-fire-1Is it just me, or have we been bombarded by too many “awesome memoirs revealed to be fakes” stories lately?

The latest to come out of New York City revolves around the story behind Angel at the Fence, which was supposed to be the true story of how Herman Rosenblat, a Holocaust survivor met his wife while a teenager at Buchenwald because she smuggled him apples from the outside. They separated, and then years later, they reunited at Coney Island on a blind date. Rosenblat’s story was trumpted all over the place, and he even went on The Oprah Winfrey Show twice to talk about his romance, which Ms. Winfrey called “the greatest love story ever told in the 22 year history of the Oprah show!”

Except, according to the New York Times and recent research by Holocaust scholars, the most heartwarming detail about their “true story” is fake:

[Rosenblat’s agent Andrea Hurst said] “It is with heavy heart that I share what I learned today from my client, Herman Rosenblat, about his book, Angel at the Fence. Herman revealed to me that part of his memoir was not true. He’d invented the crux of this amazing love story—about the girl at the fence who threw him an apple—which drew my attention when I read it in a major magazine [Guideposts] two years ago.”

Of course, this means the book deal is off, but the more unbelievable part is that the deal for the movie (to be called Flower of the Fence) is still on, and set to begin production in March 2009 (according to the Times UK):

The film’s producer plans to go ahead. Harris Salomon, of Atlantic Overseas Pictures, said he had always planned a “loose and fictionalised adaptation.”

Also back in the Variety article, an unnamed Atlantic rep said that “Mr. Rosenblat had ‘agreed to donate all monies from the film to Holocaust survivor charities as a condition to moving forward.'”

Listen, I hope you can understand why Gordon said earlier this year that this kind of thing is not cool. Let the New Republic explain it a bit further:

Deborah Lipstadt, who wrote the 1993 book, Denying the Holocaust, is troubled by the possibility that Herman’s love story is fabricated, because she believes it could be co-opted by the Holocaust denial movement. “If you make up things about parts, you cast doubts on everything else,” Lipstadt told me. “When you think of the survivors who meticulously tell their story and are so desperate for people to believe, then if they’re making stories up about this, how do you know if Anne Frank is true? How do you know Elie Wiesel is true?”

I hope that Salomon or someone at Atlantic Overseas will be able to ignore their wounded pride enough to cancel this movie project as well.

Third Narnia film falls victim to the recession

aslan-noCiting “budgetary considerations and other logistics,” Variety reported last week that Disney will not be co-financing The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (aka the third installment of the Chronicles of Narnia franchise) with Walden Media, throwing the future of the entire series into doubt.

The second film didn’t exactly light up the box office this summer the way the first one did, with Prince Caspian pulling only $419 million worldwide, compared to the $745 million that The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe pulled in 2005, despite a respectable 66% rating on the Tomatometer.

Scheduled to start production in early 2009 to be directed by Michael Apted (The World is Not Enough), now no one’s sure if they’ll be able to raise part of the proposed $100 million to $150 millon they projected for Dawn Treader. It also doesn’t help Walden’s big summer film—City of Emberonly grossed $13 million worldwide with a production budget of $55 million.

I personally think it’d be a shame if they were to discontinue making these movies, but then again, I am a huge nut for the Narnia-verse, Christian overtones and all.

Actor Arnett, creator Hurwitz dish about the Arrested Development movie

will-arnettWell, not really.

In one of their famous “this is totally a scoop, no really it is” interviews, EW.com‘s Dan Snierson talked to comedian Will Arnett and actually expected him to give out serious details about how much closer the hit Fox TV show “Arrested Development” is to signing a movie deal with a studio and what the script would be like:

“I’m sure I’m not speaking out of turn when I say Christmas Day ’09, 12:01 a.m. is the first show,” [Arnett] shares. “We’re opening on—this is unprecedented—13,000 screens. This is going to be mind-blowing. We start shooting this summer. It’s going to be directed by Obama’s Secretary of the Treasury, I’m not sure how [series creator] Mitch Hurwitz feels about that. Part of the Wall Street bailout is for our budget. We’re getting a bill and a half; because we were a business considered under duress because of the cancellation, blah blah blah, we met federal requirements. And the box office is guaranteed by the FDIC.”

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Meanwhile, according to the above graphic by Defamer.com, of the nine-person strong cast and two-person directing/producing team, there are two undecided elements (Portia de Rossi [Lindsay] and Alia Shawkat [Maeby]) and one person who has been revealed by Hurwitz (in a Fancast interview) that he’s not on board to do the movie:

So what of the rumors that new dad Will Arnett and shiny movie star Michael Cera are the only two remaining holdouts?

“I don’t want to talk about who is holding out right now because we might still work that out and I don’t want to pressure anyone through the press,” said Hurwitz. “Although I will say that Will Arnett is gung-ho, so there’s a big clue!”

If that’s what Hurwitz calls “not pressuring someone through the press,” I’d hate to see what he does consider pressure to be.

Former Catwoman, singer Eartha Kitt dies at 81

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It is with much sadness that I relate that today Eartha Kitt, the singer of the best version of “Santa, Baby,” a former Catwoman, and the voice of Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove died today from colon cancer.

Kitt gained fame for her “sex-kitten” persona, her lusty, earthy purr, and her dancing abilities. It is precisely these qualities that landed her a role on TV as the second Catwoman (after Julie Newmar) in the 1960s “Batman” series as well as the first woman Eddie Murphy’s character seduces on-screen in Boomerang. However, she also had a lot fame as a recording artist and Broadway performer, having been nominated for a Tony in her role in “The Wild Party” in 2000.

I will miss Kitt’s voice a lot, and raise a toast to her on this Christmas Day.

20th Century Fox owns Watchmen distribution rights, says judge

watchmen-noWhether you believe in him or not, Santa Claus dropped a major piece of coal in every comic book cinephile’s stocking this year.

For it was on Christmas Eve that Variety reported that a Los Angeles federal judge declared that due to the tangling copyright issues, 20th Century Fox has a legal right to distribute Zack Snyder’s Watchmen movie.

Judge Gary Allen Feess is now comics geek-public enemy number one for making this surprise announcement in advance of the original January 20 trial date and the March 2009 release date which Warner Bros. has refused to take off the books. Now that release date is in more critical danger if Fox refuses to back down and wants to take over on distribution without having fronted all the production costs, for free.

Feess said that he’d give a more detailed ruling later, and I’ll be on pins and needles till then.

SAG vs. SAG 3: The final countdown?

sagvsag3-countdown-clockBased on the fact that SAG national director Doug Allen has called off the January 2 strike authorization vote as well as my reading of Variety deputy editor and TV reporter Cynthia Littleton’s highly critical analysis of the mistakes Allen and president Alan Rosenberg have made during the negotiations, I think I’m ready to call these negotiations over for this term.

The accompanying report by Dave McNary added that instead of the vote, Rosenberg and Allen have called for an emergency meeting of the national board on January 12 and 13, with McNary adding some speculative commentary:

[The] timing of the Monday night announcement was telling. It came a few hours after Allen and Rosenberg met with leaders of the Unite for Strength faction, a group of Hollywood moderates who gained five board seats in the fall after campaigning on a platform that asserted that Rosenberg and his allies had bungled the contract negotiations strategy.

This action lead Littleton to opine:

[The] national board meeting may result in a vote to replace some or all members of SAG’s contract negotiating committee. There’s growing speculation that Allen’s fate in the guild’s top paid position may also be on the line.

All I can say is, it’s about time! I’ve generally agreed all along with Wil Wheaton’s observation that this has been mismanaged from the start, and it’s about time some more shaking up of the entrenched board and president took place.

I can’t wait to see the outcome of the meeting.

Jack Ryan gets a new voice for next Tom Clancy movie

jack-ryansIn a move that will undoubtedly garner loads of criticism from his die-hard fans (if such a thing exists), Hollywood Reporter states that the next movie about Jack Ryan, the CIA history analyst who eventually works his way up the ladder into being the President of the United States (um, oops, spoilers for Debt of Honor and Executive Decision), will not be based on any of creator Tom Clancy’s previous works and will instead be an original origin story drafted by screenwriter Hossein Amini.

Amini has some solid credits, having garnered an Oscar nomination for his 1997 screenplay adaptation of the Henry James novel The Wings of the Dove (which starred Helena Bonham Carter and Linus Roache), so it’s not like he doesn’t know how to be respectful of source material. He’s also had some recent successful screenplay sales with Shanghai (now in post-production, and starring John Cusack and Chow Yun Fat) and the in-production Hugh Jackman vehicle called Drive (no pun intended, really).

With a screenwriter in place, it’s now up to producers Mace Neufeld and Lorenzo Di Bonaventura to find a director after first choice Sam “I’ve been chained to Spider-Man” Raimi’s schedule became too busy to work around and to find a new, hot, young star to be the new Jack Ryan.

As one who devoured the novels after watching the first Jack Ryan film The Hunt for Red October, the trick to casting this part is to find someone who could embody everything that people love about the character. Jack Ryan is honest to a fault, believes the best of everyone until they fuck him over and then he is willing to annihilate them, and he thinks so far outside the box that he’s actually located on Alpha Centauri.

You also have to cast someone who’s believable as being someone who will eventually graduate college with a degree in economics and get a CPA license, become a lieutenant in the Marine Corps (medically discharged due to injuries sustained in a chopper crash during exercises), make $6 million on the stockmarket as a broker, get a doctorate in history, and teach history at Anapolis.

In other words, of all the actors out there today between the ages of 18 and 25, which of them could play a believable Mary Sue?