Link of the day: The worst unproduced screenplays of 2009

Well, not really. This PDF list from spoof-news site The Hollywood Roaster features such a long list of truly horrible puns and terrible plots that there’s no way in hell that these were ever actually serious scripts. But then again, The Hollywood Reporter‘s Jay A. Fernandez made a prediction: “I’m bound to be reporting in the not-too-distant future that one of the ludicrous loglines on this list has actually been thrown into development by a major studio.”

I disagree with his choice, because what with Tiger Woods’ recent marital woes being revealed, the world might actually need a movie like this:

ATTACK OF THE PREGGOS
by Barry Warren
An unfaithful husband gets his comeuppance when his wife and
mistress simultaneously pretend they’re pregnant.

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