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Trisha’s Quote of the Day: 3 erotic movies you haven’t seen yet

There is a shot of bare flesh. It shows her fingernail lightly running along his spine. The shot is held only as long as that would take. It is incredibly erotic. There is a fade after they finish, and then she is standing by the window and saying she is hungry. Do they go to a restaurant? No, they go grocery shopping. When two new lovers go grocery shopping together, they are playing house, and they both know it.

—Roger Ebert, on three films that get eroticism right (Silent Light, Medicine for Melancholy, and Everlasting Moments)

But here are the 29th annual Razzie Award nominees!

razzie-awardAnd just because we’re not complete and total film snobs here (well okay, maybe Gordon is) I’m pleased to compile into one place the list of nominees for the 29th annual Razzie awards, the “other” awards ceremony that will take place on February 21, just one night away from the Academy Awards celebration.

Founded in 1981, the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation was created by copywriter and publicist John Wilson to “dishonor” the worst achievements in film, acting, and screenwriting. Previous “honorees” have included such films as the first Worst Picture honoree Can’t Stop the Music (a pseudo biopic of the Village People) and such actors as Halle Berry (who actually showed up at the 2004 Razzie ceremony to accept her award for Catwoman, with her Monster’s Ball Oscar in one hand).

And best of all, they’ve brought back the World Career Achievement award, and are giving it to Uwe Boll, who is being hailed by the Razzie committee as being “Germany’s answer to Ed Wood.”

So who else is in line to get a gold paint-plated raspberry on a pedestal this year?

Worst Picture
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans (Lionsgate, 20th Century Fox)
The Happening (20th Century Fox)
The Hottie and The Nottie (Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures)
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (Boll Kg/Brightlight Picture)
The Love Guru (Paramount)

Worst Director
• Uwe Boll for 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal
• Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
• Tom Putnam for The Hottie and the Nottie
• Marco Schnabel for The Love Guru
• M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening

Worst Actor
• Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection
• Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave
• Mike Myers in The Love Guru
• Al Pacino in 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
• Mark Wahlberg in The Happening and Max Payne

Worst Actress
• Jessica Alba in The Eye and The Love Guru
• Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan (yes, all five leading ladies) in The Women
• Cameron Diaz in What Happens in Vegas
• Paris Hilton in The Hottie and the Nottie
• Kate Hudson in Fools’ Gold and My Best Friend’s Girl

Worst Supporting Actor
• Uwe Boll in Uwe Boll’s Postal
• Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia!
• Ben Kingsley in The Love Guru, War, Inc. and The Wackness
• Burt Reynolds in Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
• Verne Troyer in The Love Guru and Uwe Boll’s Postal

Worst Supporting Actress
• Carmen Electra in Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
• Paris Hilton in Repo: The Genetic Opera
• Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie
• Jenny McCarthy in Witless Protection
• Leelee Sobieski in 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Worst Screen Couple
• Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay in Everything Boll Has Ever Done (film citation mine)
• Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher in What Happens in Vegas
• Paris Hilton & either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore in The Hottie and the Nottie
• Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy in Witless Protection
• Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave

Worst Screenplay
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans both written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
The Happening written by M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie and the Nottie written by Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale screenplay by Doug Taylor
The Love Guru written by Mike Myers and Graham Gordy

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Rip-off
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good, er, Stood Still
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Trisha’s Quote of the Day: Revamping the Oscars

“Once upon a time, if I’m not mistaken, it was a party,” Mr. [Laurence] Mark said of the Oscar ceremony. “We’d like to bring back a little bit of party flavor.”
—Producers Laurence Mark and Bill Condon, on how they’ll be bringing the sexy and fun back to the Oscars ceremony
[My suggestion? Give everyone alcohol, like they do at the Golden Globes. – TL]

Bootlegs swarm film festival circuit; anime fansubbers laugh with glee

jolly-patchEven though many have been tooting this horn for years, indie filmmakers and buyers in particular are waking up to the problems that a bootleg market can create.

Above and beyond the regular concerns (over copyright, over sound and picture quality, over the loss in honest revenue), Hollywood Reporter notes that the “trade” in screener copies of partially finished films before major festivals could help ruin a legitimate theatrical buy:

Sellers say that part of the problem is that films aren’t completed, leading buyers to make potentially erroneous decisions.

But the bigger issue, they argue, is that the movies are designed to be seen with both an audience and other buyers. Sneak peeks watched from one’s living room don’t give an accurate indication of how a movie will play in theaters and can damage prospects for a theatrical sale. “There’s a reason why people select a particular audience at a particular festival and a particular environment,” one sales agent said. “And bootlegs ruin that.”

This problem is one that’s near and dear to my heart, as I personally gave up watching fansubbed anime titles after hearing a friend and English voice actor give very good and compelling reasons why one shouldn’t do so in a series of panels he’s been presenting at anime conventions for several years.

And besides, shouldn’t we all be supportive of an industry that has given to us so much?

Actor Arnett, creator Hurwitz dish about the Arrested Development movie

will-arnettWell, not really.

In one of their famous “this is totally a scoop, no really it is” interviews, EW.com‘s Dan Snierson talked to comedian Will Arnett and actually expected him to give out serious details about how much closer the hit Fox TV show “Arrested Development” is to signing a movie deal with a studio and what the script would be like:

“I’m sure I’m not speaking out of turn when I say Christmas Day ’09, 12:01 a.m. is the first show,” [Arnett] shares. “We’re opening on—this is unprecedented—13,000 screens. This is going to be mind-blowing. We start shooting this summer. It’s going to be directed by Obama’s Secretary of the Treasury, I’m not sure how [series creator] Mitch Hurwitz feels about that. Part of the Wall Street bailout is for our budget. We’re getting a bill and a half; because we were a business considered under duress because of the cancellation, blah blah blah, we met federal requirements. And the box office is guaranteed by the FDIC.”

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Meanwhile, according to the above graphic by Defamer.com, of the nine-person strong cast and two-person directing/producing team, there are two undecided elements (Portia de Rossi [Lindsay] and Alia Shawkat [Maeby]) and one person who has been revealed by Hurwitz (in a Fancast interview) that he’s not on board to do the movie:

So what of the rumors that new dad Will Arnett and shiny movie star Michael Cera are the only two remaining holdouts?

“I don’t want to talk about who is holding out right now because we might still work that out and I don’t want to pressure anyone through the press,” said Hurwitz. “Although I will say that Will Arnett is gung-ho, so there’s a big clue!”

If that’s what Hurwitz calls “not pressuring someone through the press,” I’d hate to see what he does consider pressure to be.

SAG vs. SAG 2: The battle of the words

fight-bear-cubsPreviously, I said that I’d wanted to hear about how the average actor is affected—or shafted—by the AMPTP’s stalling of the resumption of negotiations over residuals for new media projects. Leave it to super-awesome child actor-turned-writer-and-blogger Wil Wheaton and the actors who follow his blog to grant my wishes:

From Wil:

Allow me to give a little perspective on where I’m coming from: I’m a former member of SAG’s Hollywood board of directors. I’ve chaired committees, and I’ve sat in on negotiations. I’m about as pro-union and pro-actor as you can get, and I hate the insulting offer the AMPTP has given us. But I’m also a realist. If we go on strike in February, we won’t hurt the moguls enough to force them to negotiate with us, they’ll just fill up on “reality” programming and produce new works under the disastrous contract those idiots at AFTRA agreed to, while SAG’s health and pension plans are destroyed. We’ll definitely hurt our own members, and all of our friends from other departments who work with us on the set. Yeah, I realize that SAG’s first responsibility is to its own members, but we don’t exist in a vacuum, and we have to acknowledge that fact.

A commenter on this post linked to a letter of disagreement from actor Eric Bogosian (who recently appeared in the Golden Globes-nominated Cadillac Records), which has been reprinted on Deadline Hollywood Daily:

Firstly, we are a union, we are a voting membership. The producers are a commercial entity. The people with whom we negotiate are hired guns. They can be replaced if they don’t do their job. And up to now they haven’t done a very good job finishing this contract and their bosses know it. There are major motion pictures waiting to start shooting. They cannot proceed until there is a contract (and no possibility whatsoever of a strike). AMPTP is threatening us with a punitive situation. But the sword cuts both ways. This is our strength.

Secondly, the Internet is going to be vastly profitable to the AMPTP on a scale never before seen. The costs of doing business will go way down. The middle-men in foreign markets will disappear (you don’t need a distributor when you do down-loads and streaming). And the “units” will be exactly accountable. The advertisers will know exactly how many viewers will watch the TV shows and movies downloaded or streamed. And if we do this right, so will we. Our contracts have established that we should receive a percentage of revenue as “residuals,” why are we giving that up now?

Keith Coogan (one of Wheaton’s co-stars in Toy Soldiers) himself showed up in the comments to disagree with Wheaton:

The economic situation is not likely to improve significantly in the next three years. Now is the time to fight for a fair wage and working conditions.

Is S.A.G. there to worry about the public, the producers, the studios, or their performer members? Then let’s stand tough and resolute that these terms need to be met today. There will just be another excuse to not stand tough three years down the line.

What haven’t we learned from past negotiations with producers for VHS and DVD residuals? We got punked then, and we are getting punked now.

What would the motivating factor be for those 130 actors to ask us not to authorize a strike? Maybe they aren’t actually affected by these low level deals, and rarely ever work for scale or have to rely on residuals to pay the bills.

And finally, an airman who is also an actor joined in the fray:

I’m a military man, but I’ve done some acting on the side. I’m SAG-eligible from my work on ARMwSL (Alien Robot Movie [aka the live-action Transformers movie]with Shia LeBeouf). I’ve done stage and television as well. If I had the spare cash, I would absolutely join SAG. However, I’m with [the commenter named VDO Vault] on this.

Years ago, AMPTP swore that if actors took the home video residuals at the rate they were given, they would be readdressed in the next contract. Never happened. AMPTP in the WGA negotiations asked the writer’s to take the DVD residual increases off the table and didn’t offer a SINGLE thing in return. So, my currency with believing the AMPTP is spent. They say, sure we’ll talk more about new media next time around… but in the meantime, we’d like to take force majeure away from you. It’s hard to know which direction to be facing when you bend over because there is no shortage of studios who want to frak actors in the arse.

Now, if only someone could get me those actual numbers

Trisha’s Link of the Day: How to make the perfect global disaster film

With the success of Roland Emmerich’s The Day the Earth Stood Still this weekend and his upcoming 2012 focusing on the apocalyptic end of the Mayan calendar, Paul Owen from the Guardian’s Filmblog thought it would be a most excellent time to dismantle the global disaster movie genre to find out what makes it tick.

It is crucial at [the midpoint of the movie] to destroy an iconic building in a breathtaking scene you can feature in the trailer. A lot of New York’s most famous buildings have been used before, however—some more than once—but how about the Guggenheim museum? You could have it flip on to its side and roll all the way down Fifth Avenue like a wagon wheel.

Trisha’s Quote of the Day: Even actors aren’t free from homework

That’s what was fun about [Frost/Nixon]. I’ve grown up with Watergate; I’m a little bit older than you, but I think I was 12 when Nixon resigned. But I grew up with the specter and the aura of it. But in drilling down in the research, I realized there was so much I didn’t know about it, even though I’ve seen All the President’s Men about 90 times. Ron wanted us to be ready to ask those questions. Another good thing about working with Ron is that the minute you say yes, your doorbell rings and they’re backing a truck up to your door with all kinds of videos and manuscripts and clips.
Frost/Nixon co-star Oliver Platt, on what it’s like working with director Ron Howard

What does RDJ think about Iron Man 2?

rdjOf all the things that actor Robert Downey, Jr. and MTV.com’s Josh Horowitz talked about in their recent interview, the quote that Ain’t It Cool News pulled out was this one:

MTV: You know that The Avengers movie is the one every comic book fan is salivating for.

Downey: That means if we don’t get it right, it’s really going to suck. It has to be the crowning blow of Marvel’s best and brightest, because it’s the hardest thing to get right. It’s tough to spin all the plates for one of these characters.

Whereas, I’m really more about this one:

I think it’s really important to keep up that idea of [Tony Stark’s] interfacing with inanimate objects. He’s at his greatest ease when he’s faced with machines. I would love to see a little shout-out to the fact that he’s an MIT graduate. I love the idea of him inviting over a bunch of super-nerds from MIT who wind up figuring into [Iron Man 3] a little bit.

Of course, all of this and everything else RDJ talked about it pure speculation because the script hasn’t even been completed yet, but maybe Jon Favreau’s the kind of director who takes in that kind of input from lead actors?

Check out the rest of the interview—including some dish on Sherlock Holmeshere.

Trisha’s Quote of the Day: Conversations with dead people

I heard [deceased Warner Bros. Studio founder Jack Warner’s] voice when I saw Revolutionary Road this week. “Good movie and all that,” Jack was saying, “but why take these two great looking kids from Titanic and cast them as a miserable quarreling married couple in 1955? Why aren’t they remaking Tracy-Hepburn romantic comedies?”

“Stars are different now, Jack,” I tried to explain. “Guys like you can’t tell them what to do like in the old days.”

“Stars are their own masters, Jack,” I cautioned. “They want to stretch.”

“Stretch, kvetch,” Jack groaned. “I don’t want to see Angelina Jolie looking for lost children. She should be doing Bette Davis pictures. I want to see Sean Penn blow people away, not blow people.”
—Variety’s EIC Peter Bart, on how today’s actors would have fared stuck in the studio system of Hollywood’s Golden Age

[Note: I would totally go see Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in an old fashioned Tracy-Hepburn-style romantic comedy or Cary Grant-esque screwball comedy.]

Trisha’s Quote of the Day: Give me my fluffy movies, dammit!

Gratitude should therefore be expressed to those brave filmmakers and theatrical producers who are bucking the trend. When it comes to mood-altering movies, Slumdog Millionaire takes the cake. It’s so uplifting, it’s downright narcotic. On Broadway, critics by and large are raving about Billy Elliot for similar reasons. Yeah, it’s a tear-jerker; sure, Elton John has written better scores. But the show is not just theater, it’s a tonic. Isn’t that really why people are willing to pay money for tickets?
—Variety’s EIC Peter Bart, on how today’s economy may affect tomorrow’s Oscars voters

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Someday, you too, can have a Drafthouse

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Dear NYC-area Geeking Out About Readers with Money,

I am a movie fan who can’t afford to go see movies every week like my boss does. However, if there happened to be a New York City-version of the world-famous Alamo Drafthouse, I would eat ramen noodles for dinner more often in order to be able to save up enough money to be able to watch a movie, drink alcohol, and eat food all at the same time.

I know we have the IFC Theater and the Angelika, but it’s just not the same. I remember back when I was living in Southern California and when Downtown Disney opened up, one of my most favorite things to do would be to get a cup of Irish coffee from the Disneyland Hotel bar and bring it with me to the movie theater. Drinking while watching movies with your friends and a whole bunch of strangers is an awesome experience, and I want to experience that here instead of having to fly all the way down to Austin.

So please, if you have money and good business skills, would you please consider being a Drafthouse franchise-owner? With movies costing $10 a ticket these days, theaters need to start doing more to entice audiences in this recession. Do it for the economy! Do it for your love of movies!

But most importantly, do it for me?

Sincerely,
Trisha Lynn